Idiot Parkers
Parking.... by Idiots!
Do egotistical people who park like they're the only ones on the planet drive you crazy? Vent your frustrations here! 

Find an Idiot Parker you want to share with us?  Submit your photo to:  photos@idiotparkers.com.  Be sure to include the date, approx time and location (city, state) that the picture was taken.  Also include any photo captions or comments you would like published.
 
ding ding ding! we've found a winner
This one has a license plate to go along with the IQ.  Was there just a lot of "stoopid" in the air today or what?

3/8/07 3:30pm
Frame Central parking lot on Cornell and Bethany, Beaverton.

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 3/19/2007 8:58 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
A flock of North American donut hunters
Location: Starbuck's on 185th and Evergreen, Beaverton
10:30 am 3/9/07
Ok, I couldn't resist.  As much respect as I have for them this is just funny for some reason.  Can't say I would park differently if it were me.

A flock of North American donut hunters.  Notice, while apart the bikes will stand out like a sore thumb.  But much like the zebra, while away from their owners they will herd together for safety. Their mesmerizing color patterns will confound any predators as the group appears to blend into one...

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 3/19/2007 8:49 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Look at me! Look at me! I am an attention whore!
Look at me!  Look at me!  I am an attention whore!

Fri 1/26/2007 approx 4 PM at Schuck's Auto on TV Hwy in Aloha.

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 3/19/2007 8:39 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
More from the RAT






Monday, January 15th 4PM.
Frame Central parking lot in Beaverton.
Cornell Rd. & Bethany.

Several morons all in one parking lot.  Ka-Ching!  Gee mommy, can I park like a retard too when I grow up?

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/19/2007 6:41 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
No HC plate


This dude was parked in a handicapped space at Uwajimaya in Beaverton.  I saw him walk out of his truck.  No HC plate or mirror tag.  How inconsiderate.

Thanks Matt the Rat

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/19/2007 6:38 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Classy lady


This classy lady's Volvo was photographed at the New Seasons at Hwy 8 and Scholl's Ferry Rd.
This was on Friday, 1/19/2007 approx 12:30 PM.

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/19/2007 6:34 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Todays winners are...... all at the Home Depot
Matt the Rat has been busy
Ok, all the idiots are out in force today.  They are apparently congregating at the Lowe's and Home Depot hardware-a-rama in Hillsboro.

It took me all of 5 minutes to find all of the idiots I sent you today. 

Why?  That's all.  Just why? 





Thanks Matt, we appreciate all of your contributions and look forward to more!

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/11/2007 11:30 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We are seeing more and more of these, so it is time to add them as well
Ok, at least this guy has an explanation.  Looks like he graduated from the short bus school of driving.
He's obviously putting all he learned to good use.

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/11/2007 11:23 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Look at this Hilll-Scoggin
More from Matt the Rat
He so stupid that he missed the pavement.

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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/11/2007 11:18 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
This guy is just so "speshul"

Matt the Rat has been busy again...



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Posted by Frank Wilson at 1/11/2007 11:06 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)